one last thing… there’s such things as miniature cows too!!! that is just too much. and, mini ponies are totally affordable- $500-$1,200, if you were wondering. ok goodnight.
this bird dances better than me →
watch the ‘full snowball effect’ video
One time, I went through a mozzarella stick phase, and—– Boo. Said today while we were walking back from ice cream. I started laughing so hard at this statement, that she got angry and wouldn’t finish the story. Talk about a cliff-hanger.
A woman sitting nearby is reading a book titled “Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair”. This makes me sad.
Green Porno →
(via helenrice) i LOVE her. these are fantastic.