January 2010
Holy Cow
Here is why this is the best Saturday possibly ever.
1. It was Pay What You Want day at the thrift store this morning. … Are you kidding me!?
2. I just found out I am flying to Disney World NEXT WEEKEND with my whole family!
3. We’re moving into an incredible new house TOMORROW!
4. The sun is shining!
socks
Kevin just asked me if you wear socks with a wedding dress. Boys are crazy.
the best (and largest) thank you note I have ever...
You have NO idea. This is so ridiculously awesome! i just drooled all over myself with caramel drool and i never want to wash myself again because i want to absorb caramel drool FOREVER uggggghhhhhh it is running through my veins HARD right now. mmmmmm the caramel- Adrienne, I love the necklace bracelet thing and it goes so well with my outfit today haha. The caramels are almost gone in under 5...
Nocturnal Instructions to My Imagination
Place a woman in a river;
float her belly-side-up.
Make the river home to crocodiles;
make the woman safe.
Maker her someone who hands
snacks to crocodiles;
chunks of thigh,
warm intestines.
Make her someone who hands snacks
to anything in need of snacks.
Give her a mangy mane;
call her an equine mermade.
Make her face supernatural,
fixed like a mare in sleep.
I’m reading over...
Resolutions
Resolutions
December 31, 2009
I will use whiskey only
for gargling. I will argue
that dogs are U.S. citizens, too.
I will compare work to a strip search.
I will stare at you as if you were
someone else. I will call it war
rather than armed conflict,
and in my head,
I will see myself spiraling down
in orange flames. I will admire
the dainty feet of a hugely
fat woman. I will...
