August 2011
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Ferry hair. One final time http://gifshop.tv/m/CZI3DSJBH3/
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more from our new Landlord...
Today I saw an ad for Alpaca manure: “from our happy Alpacas” for just $10 per tractor scoop. So, my thought is to buy a load and spread it around the apartment to make you feel at home. What could be more comforting? Your place has a concrete floor so it won’t hurt anything. I was going to surprise you but wanted to give you a heads up just in case you could possibly be...
Landlordisms
For those of you who miss my Boss-isms (trust me, I do too), I think my new Landlord (who we’ve never met, BTW) will offer a great replacement. He’s a real funny guy. Latest excerpt:
The rent will start on the fifteenth so if you could send me a check about that time, I can buy my children some food and keep my mother’s life support system on for a few more days, that would...
